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Music By

Lyrics By

Larry Gelbart
Cy Coleman
David Zippel


"Her husband's name slipped her mind. He's 75."


"Stine, let me hear a smile."


"Lemme give you a message, Mr. Stone."


"What do you say sweatheart?"


"Wake up."



"Which one of you stole my radio."


"I got the impression I was being asked to stay."


"Everybody's gotta be somewhere."


"You love your wife, you know that don't you?"


"Do you really know how to handle yourself, Mr. Stone?"



"All in all, an obvious heart attack."



"There was no sign of struggle. Dr. Mandril went quietly into the night."


"They will strap you in a chair."


"As you're walking you're last mile."


"You're nothing without me."



"Avril's French for April."



"She'll get over it. We're all that for about 30 seconds."


"They're false. Tops and bottoms."


"Let me say this to your mirror, sir."


"Don't make me use this."



"Wild, bloodshot private eyes? That's atrocious!"



"It's studio policy. They automatically put my name on everything."


"Jimmy Powers?!"




"City of Angels, Scene 93, Take 1."


"Get the cops!"



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